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Gazebo
Gardens

Blondie, you don't
sound too well, what's wrong?
Oh Stella, I am so
hot and thirsty... I don't think I'm gonna make it.... My owner doesn't
know that I need a little shade and more water.

My owner uses this
great software that tells him just when and where to plant me, what my
bloomin' cycle is, how much food and water I need, and he even knows how
to pronounce my fancy Latin name because it talks to him! Plus all of our
pictures are in there and we look great!!
BEEP--BEEP!!!
Hold on Blondie,
I've got a call on the other line!
 
Yo Stella, this is Saucy Rogue out here in California. Thanks for the hot tip on the Gazebo
Gardens software! Our family used it to give us a front row spot for their
kid's wedding 'cause they found out we were short and good lookin'!
That's great SR!
Certainly sounds like you're livin' up to your name!

You know it Stella!
When my boss used that Gazebo Gardens software, he just chose what color
he wanted me to be, how tall I should be for the front row at the wedding,
and of course when I needed to bloom so I'd look my best for the big day!
Then he just pushed that search button and up I popped!

Now you have to
admit, I'm a cool lookin' guy for a flower, and with all this information,
my boss can take real good care of me. He can even get my Latin name right
by listening to the voice that says it for him... and I deserve that kind
of respect!

The zone map is
pretty cool too 'cause I sure wouldn't want to get planted in some freezin'
place where it snows all the time! Even though it says I can make it in
zones 3-9, I'm a little partial to the California scene. Well gotta go
Stella. Hope Blondie's folks get smart before it's too late.

Oh Stella, just
had to tell you! My owner noticed how great you look and finally got his
own copy of Gazebo Gardens. I'm finally gettin' what I need!
You sound great Blondie.
Now if only we could get into a wedding like that Saucy Rogue out in California!
Illustrations by Amy Seidman
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